February 28, 2002

there will be no funny pirate talk today
today is a sad day. : (


rest in peace Bear...you will be missed everyday.
-Sean

February 26, 2002

dar has been many a day with out a post... dar....
been busy... been sick... been out on tha wooden plank with wheels.... been on the road... darr been sailin round everywhich way but loose... arrr.... things are good... things are busy arrr..... I need to find a way to steal some time... arrrr right about now time would be worth more then a chest full o' treasure.... arrrrr..... but at least things are good... arrr... can't complain too much... arrrr...
I need to sleep... goodnight me hearties...

Capn. Sleepyhead S.S. Bed of Roses

February 19, 2002

tuesday.... what can be said.... not a whole lot if ya ask me....arrr...

Captn. Slaysalot S.S. Goskatealedge

February 16, 2002

saturday is here again... arrrrr... work... arr I need to go out and ride me plank with wheels... arrr... I think I will call that scurvey lad Peter Barney right now and try to arrange a session o'death... ARRRR! I miss tha streets of Sabado... arrr.... and the locs that I use ta sail with down there... arrr.... twas quite a crew... arrrrr...

rolled tha storm last night.. darr picked up a mean split and knocked down many a pin! dar!!! arrrr! twas grand! Muther Truckers !!! arrr! Me crue and I have been discussin the possibilities of joinin a league of beer drinkers so that we can knock down pints every monday night... arrr that would be a heap o'fun... dar...

After we went to the ole House O' Nutz arrrr Antonio's is a grand place to drink like a fish... darrr... tho, can't say I have done that in quite a while... arrr.... that place is the best ever tho... arrr me home away from home... not often you can find a pub with such great music and Ice cold beer.. arrr! Here's to the ole' nuthouse!!! arrrr! The bartender added some fine music to the ole jukebox..... arrrrrr!!!! Ramones... GNR...and a heap o'other great music... dar... that place is the best....

whell.... bes be gettin back to me job! arr.... gotta find that Spanish Gallian laden with fine jewls, trunks of gold, and Maides o'plenty for me crew.... arrrr.... maybe in tha next bay... arr...

Capn. Lunatic S.S. Roomwithnowindows

February 14, 2002

Dar,
Tis tha day o' Valentines... things be good, I am lookin forward to a fun night out! arrr! Love is in the air... smiles are on me face.... don't get much better then this... arrr... hope everyone is rockin tha boat like me... tis good... tis good aaaarrr!

-Capn. Fancypants S.S. Gimmeabreakyo

February 13, 2002

yar.. that about says everythin' right about now... yar...
yar yar yar.... Yaaaaaaaaaarrr.... haha says a lot don't it??? arrrgh!

Capn. Gwar S.S. Oldscurvydog

February 12, 2002

By the way, has anyone seen that darn bridge?
-LT. Slaytan SS Ridetolive
Witch y witch what time is it... time to go home says me.... or at least time to go have some fun.... All I want to do is go ride my board of wood... I don't wanna work anymore... I need to find a ship laiden with fine spices and gold so that I can pillage it and then retire to a life of ease and rest on some tropical Island where there are pretty girls and lots of ramps to ride... oh an maybe bottles of bud on ice... arr that sounds like a little piece o' perfection if ya ask me... arrrr... so is it time to weigh anchor and sail for home yet? arrr this Island of work is like a mouse trap... they offer you a bit of cheese and then, before ya know it.... snap, your neck is broke in two... arrr...

Don't die in the house.... http://www.skate1984.com/
tis all for now,
ya bastards....
-Capn' Pegleg S.S. Sailordie

February 11, 2002

Dar, work work work... sall I ever do lately... arrrrrrrr Swab the deck, raise the anchor, tighten the lines, work work work work.... arrrr........work is not the highlight of me day... shouldn't it be? dar... I need to find a new job... maybe I could be a tour guide for the 7 seas... dar... no, that wouldn't work...a pirates life tis the only life for me... maybe just need to become a more creative pirate... arrr... I think I just need to spend more time doing the things I enjoy.... haven't spent much time on the ole sidewalk plank lately.... need to ride that thing more... darrrrr....

Spent a fortune at www.fuct.com/ today... arrr hesh gear for sure... darrrr!! tis a grand place! Dar!

Things are goin well... I really don't have much to complain about... life on the sea of change is good... I am pretty happy right about now.... dar.. tis good tis good...

Some of the me crew and I saw Dick Dale the other day, that man can rock a guitar... wow.... twas quite a show... dar, that guy is a preformer extrodinare.... arrr..... makes me wanna be a surf rocker... that landlubber is a pirate at heart for sure!! arrr One of the most amazin' shows I have ever seen.....and that be sayin' a lot! arrr! Dick Dale is a King among Kings

Well more later I guess... dar I Have a ton of stuff to write... but not enough time... arrr.....

Tis all for now me hearties ,
-Capn' Jack SS Offiner


February 09, 2002

Dar,
Tis a saturday... I be sailin tha seas of werk again... arrr... guess I really shouldn't complain tho... the weekends haven't been as busy as they were....Got to go to tha white seas of snow on Wed... twas mighty fun... There is nothin else like it in the world... riding through the snow, carvin' turns through the powder, like medication for the ole' soul arrr.... My heart longs to be in tha snow again.. arr... Seems that I don't get many chances to visit the lands of the Ice and Snow...From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.

"The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!" arr...

haha that was kinna random.... well anyway..... more later
gotta pillage somemore transducers and MX boards...arrr
-CAPN' Chopper SS Idon wannawork

February 04, 2002


I think I need to get a motor for this here boat...
something loud and fast and huge...
and chromed out with giant exhaust pipes... arrr.... stupid wind...
arrrrgh a thousand curses... arrr!!!

-Captn Red Beard S.S. Stuckinthamud

yada yada yada... where is the wind when you need it... dar.

-Captn Red Beard S.S. Runaground