If there be one thing in this world that gets me fired up, it be me Stupid computer ARRRR!! all that work and no post...ARGH an hour and a half typin, coming up with great ideas poetic deviceez and what happens.... I go to post me thoughts and what happens....ya scurvey bastard... nothing bloddy happens!!!! YAR! ya don't know who ya be medelin with Sir Computer... yar!!! I WILL RUN YOU THROUGH YA BASTARD... just as soon as I have around 3500$ to get a G4!!!! it is gonna be just like office space and the ole fax machine! aaaaaarrrrr!! parts are gonna fly! mark these words.... parts are gonna fly...... the computer will run red!

-General Slaytan SS Killacomputer