Yar Tha evil bastard Capn' Bob the insane idiot is attempting to invade tha cube... Don't let him board!!!! yaaaar!!! Sombody kill that fool! yar!! Man tha cannons!!! grab yer swords!!! Blast tha evil bastard!!! yar!!! S.O.S. help... aaaaaaaaaargh his stupidity cannon is just too powerful!! dont' know how much longer I can hold out....... yar.... help!! yar..... call the navy!! send in tha airforce!!!! drop tha bomb!! do anything, just get that bastard away from me!!! yar........