ok, yar, so the ole weekend rehash.... twas quite an event filled weekend.... and also quite fun.... first off... Friday night.... sailed to the ole studio to check out the potential band room.... yar... it looks like it is going to be awesome! yar!!!! Hopefully the band will be able to move in sometime around June 1st... yeeearrr!!! tis gonna be a grand day when we move in... yar... went and played some "aggressive pool" afterwards... this is the only kind of pool that a true pirate should play.... in this kind of pool the rule is: you can't hit soft... all hits must be like you were trin' to run a bastard through with yer sword!! hense: aggressive pool... it is really quite entertaining.... yar... watch out for flying cue balls tho...

Ok, so that was friday night... Saturday-day I slaved away for about 6 hours on the ole barge... that was not really very fun... yar... but a dollar or two was gained... so a bit more to add to me treasure.... Then I went to the ole BBQ.... this is where the real fun began.....

Goin up to ole Capn' Damian's is always a treat... he is docked up in ole San Carlos and has a great little house on the corner of this four way intersection.... nice neighborhood... nice house... fun place to drink and BBQ cheese dogs... so anyway, drank a lot of good beer... and even got involved in a game called "beer pong"..... this is like ping pong... except the goal is to hit the opposite players beer bottle that is resting near the center edge of the table. Every time you hit the ole bottle, the bastard you are attackin' has to take a sip... but the real goal is to knock the ping pong ball that is resting on the top of the beer bottle off.... if you do this (knock the ball off the bottle).... then the bastard has to pound his whole beer... Damian was good at this game... So was Capn' John "the Stunt tricycle rider".... Capn' Geoff and me'self were not so good at this game and drank our fair share of beer because of that fact... yar... tis a game I don't really mind loosin at.... yar!!!

As usual, a day at ole capn' Damian's isn't compleate without someone ridin' the ole three wheeler around... yar... the adult sized tricycle is funny.... it is even more funny with Capn' John ridin it doin the sideways wheelie....he is pretty good at that... what is even more funny is John riding on two wheels while blowing through a stop sign half way down Damian's hill.... "crazy!!"... but what is even more funny is seein capn' Damian ridin' the ole tricycle with a 6ft inflatable penguin from New Zeland in the back basket... Watching the cars pass him and give him dirty looks, that was really funny as well..... Watching John, with the 6ft penguin in the back, and a open beer that tipped over and spilled all over the street as he did the two wheel motion, blow through the intersection at a great rate of speed, was pretty close to the funniest thing I saw all day.... yar... me stomach is still in a bit o' pain from that one... yar.... good stuff.... probably the second funniest thing I saw that day, was the penguin "hanging out" in the middle of the four way intersection... the look on peoples faces as they drove by it was priceless.... they were like: Yar! what tha blasted hell is that penguin doin' in tha middle o' the bloody road... yar.... Damian and John are quite a couple o' characters... yar they always make me laugh....

After I sobered up a bit, I drove to Capn't mikes so that we could go to the ole show....
then I fell in love.... and that is about the extent of the ole weekend.... took me mom and grandma out to lunch fer mother's day.... took a nap.... and that is about all she wrote.......yar... twas a great weekend.... even tho I didn't even ride the ole plank.... yar.... well... here's to more great weekends..... tis all fer now me hearties... yar!
--Capn' Lotsofun S.S. Greatweekendsaregood