thanks for waking me up at 1:30 am:

ben- "dude, sean and i are calling at the same time dude!"
sean-" we come out, you come out.... but you dont actually"
sean- "is this even leaving a message??? it is! you f-ing asshole!"
ben-" you havent lived until you have been dry-humped by a skank"
sean-" lets go fly mother f-er!" (to my work answering machine)
ben- " eight bottles to the throttle"
sean-" bitch f-er, cow f-er, sheep f-er, rabbit f-er"
ben-"im not down with the rabbits" (as if he were down with the other suggestions)
--notes from three calls that were made by me and my friend Ben to our friend Geoff last weekend