I spent 4 1/2 hours at the DMV today... no that's not a typo, 4 1/2 fucking hours at the DMV. I have one thing to say about the experience: FUCK THAT PLACE! And while I'm at it, like Dre And Ice Cube always said: FUCK THE POLICE... they are the f'n reason I was there in the first place. I once thought hell was driving in traffic through Sacramento in 100-degree weather without an air conditioner... but now I know better, hell is actually a place called the DMV. And like I said just a few sentences back: Fuck that place.

I feel better now.
--El Capitan