So today I spent over 3 1/2 hours at super fun land today. Aka the DMV... wow... talk about a place that could drive a fool to drinking... either that or to a killing spree... damn... that place sucks. Lesson number one for the day: pay your registration on time... haha I was going to write more about my experience in line and the crazy people that were there waiting in line with me... but I will leave it at this. The DMV should change the format of the line into a drinking game:
1) For every 10 minutes in line you take a drink.
2) Every time the crazy lady next to you talkes to you about drugs take a drink.
3) Every time the crazy lady next to you says fuck or shit take a drink.
4) Every time you move more then 3 feet within 20 min. you take a shot.
5) Every time you don't move more then 3 feet within 30 min you take a shot.
6) Every time one of the employees close their window, take a shot and a drink.
7) Any time someone yells at the top of their lungs you take three drinks.
8) If you get to move more then 5 feet at a time you finish your drink.
9) If you don't move at all within 30 min you finish your drink and take a shot
10) At the two hour mark you finish your drink and pound half of another drink.
11) If you can still stand after 3 hours, and you are not even close to being done, finish your drink and take two shots.
12) Anytime someone leaves after standing in line for over an hour take a shot.
13) Start the game by pounding a beer and taking a shot.
14) When you have finally payed your fee and they direct you to a new line to pick up your sticker take a shot.
15) Walk home, puke your guts out, and be happy that you learned from your stupid, stupid mistake.

--Capn' Ihate S.S. Thedmv