I had a really crazy dream last night... I dreamt that I traveled back in time (or into some alternate dimension or something) in a space ship full of refurbished Acuson parts and that my crew and I (which consisted of Chewbacca, C3P0 , R2D2 , Lando Calrissian, my boss Vaughn and coworker Paul) crash landed in some sort of prehistoric parallel universe where humans on earth had evolved with a high standard of living but no technology. We crash landed in this really nice back yard that had a huge Greek style swimming pool with huge columns everywhere and crazy statues and all kinds of hanging plants etc. The people who found us were very curious about our refurbished Acuson parts and wanted to know all about our wondrous flying machine. At first we were all kinna worried that they were going to attack us and lock us away in some dungeon, but they turned out to be nice, totally civilized people. It was then that my boss realized that the people of this alternate earth had no technology, that they had no weapons, and that basically every one on this planet like earth was a granola-eating hippie. He decided that it was up to us to keep it that way; so then we all decided that we needed to violently throw all the Acuson parts into the swimming pool and to completely trash and break all the parts of our ship so that this world wouldn't develop technology and the evils that come with it. My boss even tried to throw R2D2 and C3PO into the pool but I convinced him that they were just harmless walking coffee makers (???) and that we should let them live. It was a pretty rad dream. I am sure there is some pretty deep meaning in there somewhere......hahaha word.
--Tha Capitan of tha Boat