Yar... I got to work at the crack o' dawn today... 7am... I haven't been up that early in many a day... Yar, I woke up at 6:15 to the sound of Motley Crue singing Shout at the Devil.... got outta bed and threw on me ole Faction CD... got pumped, got ready for work, and headed out the door. Threw on Static Age from the Misfits to get my blood flowin' abit as I warmed up my car and cracked open a peach Snapple. Sang the lyrics to Hybrid Moments at the top of my lungs the whole way to work and I didn't hit any traffic. It is gonna be a great day!
--Capn' Latetobed S.S. Earlytorise