Mother Trucker Bowling Lingo and Etiquette:
Bowling101, trucker style:

Picking up a spare = Dodgin' tha scales
Missing a spare = Gettin caught with a hooker

Missing a spare or strike that you should have picked up cuz you bowled a good ball but for some act of god all the pins didn't fall down = Getting your Rig broken into... aka gettin Stole-on aka Gettin Robbed

Throwin a gutter ball = fallin' asleep at the wheel
Throwin a ball that almost goes in the gutter but hangs on and still gets a pin = Riding tha Rails

Getting a split = Getting your teeth knocked out in a fight
Picking up a hard split = Winning in Vegas

One strike = Getting paid
Two in a row = West Coast Turn Around
three in a row = Complimentary Lap Dance
Four in a row = Runnin' Shine
Five in a row = Buyin' a new Rig
Six in a row = Buyin' your own truckin' company
(no one has gotten more then six in a row yet....)

Beer frame = 1 person doesn't get a strike when everyone else does = that person buys a pitcher.

It isn't a good night unless 4 pitchers are finished.

The real score that counts is the number of pitchers we drink, vs the number of pitchers the other team drinks.... we may be in last place as far as games lost/won... but we haven't lost yet as far as beers consumed.

have fun, drink beer, talk like truckers... it is easy.