Capn' Wayne is a lucky bastard... He almost always escapes from this here barge just in the nick of time.... Capn' Insane-O just lectured me for like 20 min on the future of this company... that bastard doesn't have a fuckin clue... aaaargh!!! He really has no bloody idea what the hell he is talking about... yet he insists on leacturing me about his insane thoughts on things that he has no fuggin' clue about... aaaaaaarrgh!!! Somebody hold me back... I am about to run that bastard through.... SOOOOOOO annnnnnoooooyyyyyyyiiiiiinnnngggg!!!!!!! yar.... I gotta find that saber.....
--Capn' Getme S.S. Thehellouttahere