Yar... I haven't gone shreddin' on the ole plank in over a week now... yar, blasted boat... there isn't anything worth riding to around my house that is worth skating... yar... I need to go shred today for sure....not having a boat is like bein a fish outa water on a hot sunny day... I feel like I am shriveling up.... I hope my boat is gonna be out of the shop today... yar... gonna cost way too much.... erf... yar... blast... I need to find some treasure... me'only new years resolution this year was to skate more.... I need to make sure I keep true to that one... I was doin pretty well till last week... yar.... live to ride, ride to live... that is the only life fer me... YAR!!!!
--First Mate Skateor S.S. Die