Yar... I am sooooo bored today... yar... why? Time seems to be goin by in slow motion today... it is as if I am sailin backwards or something... Why is it that some days fly by, while others go slow as a snail.... today is slidin' by slower then a snail... more like a dead snail.... yar... I need to get some excitement into me life... maybe I am feelin slow because I still haven't ridden the ole plank.... yar... prolly won't be able to ride it tonight either... got to go knock down some pints, and throw some gutterballs..... yar tis gonna be fun.... Maybe I should just jump ship early and make a run for it.... yar.... how far is it to land from here.....
--Capn' Bor-dum S.S. Idlehands