going to a show tonight yar! the ole Reverend Horton Heat! yar should be a heap of fun! yar! going to war tomorrow! yar! can't wait to shot the ole cannons and cover me enemy in paint! yar I wonder if they have any pirate ships in the ole paint ball wars? yar they will now!!! yaaar I am gonna run some bloody infidels through for sure! yar! The dread pirate Snaggletooth has come for your gold and your wenches! yar!!! tis gonna be a battle for the ages... yar...

tis all for now... got to get back to swabin the ole deck.. yar on a saturday none tha less....
-Capn' Snaggletooth S.S. Sinkin Anvil